Australian origin.
I long to be Kylie Jenner. Holla at me.
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits



omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits

like district 1 are vegas dancers


and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator


and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video


district 4, well, it could be worse


case in point, see district 5


what the fuck district 6

<3 these descriptions - so true



i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Harry at the Los Angeles Kings Game - 22 April

FANGIRL CHALLENGE || (22/100) Movies » Kill Your Darlings
"Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken. But with death comes rebirth. And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet."


walking out of an exam you knew you failed



JN: You look like an old girlfriend.
JL: Oh really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?
JN: I thought about it.
JL: OH MY GOD! Is he still here?
JN: I’ll be waiting.

Sex is gross have fun in hell


i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

@ acumulou